My wife will not divorce me unless I try to change the channel during “Dancing With The Stars” ... The ORR Drama Club will continue to produce community theater quality work ... I will take a nice, long nap on Thursday ... My wife will turn into Satan on Black Friday ... I will always be thankful for the opportunity to be a journalist ... My daughters will be thankful when daddy stops singing Jonas Brother songs ... Matt’s Blackboard will ride the wave into a successful future ... I will always love playing the “Santa’s watching” card (at least for another year or so) ...